Friday, July 3, 2009

Chat F**kery That Will Never Be Dealt With

DON'T CLAIM TTU IF YOU FAIL AT ANY OF THESE RULES .... IF YOU DO THEN SHAME ON YOU. YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER. F**KIN CLASS UP FOR EVERYBODY.

(VIA.EVOL_1)

I’ve been in my fair share of Ustream casts for Trey Songz, Sammie, and Troy Taylor. A good deal of us real fans are very annoyed with the behavior that goes on. So some friends of mine, and I came up with some rules that MUST be followed!

1.NO spamming. Plain and simple. Don’t do it, it’s annoying and we will hate you for it.

2.DO NOT ask if he is single. (You are not here to get a date. Plus, if he wanted us to know his relationship status...HE'D TELL US. He tells us everything else!!)

3.DO NOT ask him to take off his shirt or get naked! (Some of us want to see it but we know how to use our imaginations!)

4.DO NOT ask for shoutouts. (Most likely you won’t get them. And there is nothing to gain from it because he’s going to forget your name!)

5.DO NOT ask for him to sing songs. (He’s a singer! He’s going to sing eventually. He is a person not a jukebox!)

6.DO NOT ask him to play songs. (This is not the radio. If you don’t have the song you’re S.O.L.)

7.DO NOT ask when he’s coming to your town. (If you don’t know you’re not a true fan, and sometimes HE doesn’t know!)

8.DO NOT ask freaky questions! (He’s not your man and it makes us all feel uncomfortable!)

9.DO NOT ask him 2 marry u or have sex with you! (Nobody likes a desperate groupie!)

10.DO NOT ask how big his “EGO” is. (We like to leave things to the imagination. It also makes you look desperate, horny, and dumb!)

11.STOP telling him you love him over and over! (We know, that’s why we’re there! DUH!)

12.When in Trey’s room: STOP saying "Trey got a big uuuuuuuuu knooooooow"(We know!! He made a song about it!)

13.DO NOT ask sex questions! ONLY if the topic is sex. (Most likely it isn’t, so don’t. I have 2 say this more than once because people are retarded!)

14.DO NOT ask the same question 50 times or copy/paste the same question creating a paragraph! ( If you ask and he hasn’t answered…HE DOESN’T CARE TO RESPOND!!)

15.DO NOT give out your Twitter address! (He’s nont going to follow you and neither will we!!)

16.He is NOT trying to read your blog or check your MySpace for your music! Tweet him for that. Leave it out the chat!)

17.He does NOT care that your cousin Ray Ray can sing and wants to get his demo to him!

18.DO NOT ask him to come to your school, church, barbeque, etc. (That’s why they have booking agents! ASK THEM!)

19.DO NOT ask what his tattoos mean or how many he has. (They’re sick of this question as well! If you don’t know…GOOGLE!!)

20.DO NOT get attitude when folks tell you to shut the hell up. Especially if it's more than one person. (YOU DESERVE IT. You’re annoying the hell out of EVERYONE!!)

21.DO NOT give out your phone number so he can call you!(We WILL prank call you and call you an idiot!)

22.If you're in Trey's chat: "FAMOUS" off of ANTICIPATION is NOT about Necole Bitchie!

These rules apply to EVERYONE!! Follow these and Ustream broadcasts will go a lot smoother, and we can all be friends. If you break them we WILL call you out and embarass you! Thank you!

4 People Listening:

Dawn said...

Girl, this is too funny! I love all the rules! I may just put it in the "News Letter" I'm making for the TTU. If anyone who reads it feels convicted...well then it was directed to them, lol.

Unknown said...

lol fam u hit it dead on, hopefully ppl will understand what it is now and stop tryin to get notice, bc if they really paid attention to anything trey or troy says they only repeat or reply to those that have something of value to say and it actually makes sense...kudos to u lol!!1

lynnie said...

LMBO!!! Alllll of this was happening today!! SMH

Good list.

Pretty Boi said...

*RULE EDIT* RULE #23 - IF YOU HIT UP TROY ON TWITTER, AND HE HAPPENS TO MISS OR MAYBE DOESN'T RESPOND TO YOU, AND YOU TAKE IT PERSONAL... (UNDERLINE PERSONAL) ... DO NOT..WE REPEAT .. DO NOT .. HIT HIM UP AT ALL!

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